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双语笑话|Englishman 一个英国人

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Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided1 to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably2(平静地) , Its simply that my room is on fire.

一天晚上,一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上,叫旅店的员工给他拿一杯水来。员工按他的需要做了。英国人回到了他的房间里,几分钟后他又来到走廊上,让员工再给他送一杯水。员工又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的需要。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的员工决定问问房客要这类水做什么,英国人不谎不忙地回答:没什么.只是我的房间里失火了。


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